We have been asleep for 100 years. We are large and formidable. We have existed since you were in high school and we will exist long after the worms have crawled out of you.
However, currently we are out of the office, taking a well-deserved break. You may have read things about us, evil things, incredibly arousing evil frenetic things, whispered in terror by little people. Believe the hype. It is all true. Until we return, here is a logo and name for you to stare at in amazement. Perhaps you will weep. We have, there is no shame in it. Our logo has succeeded in kissing the Abyss, and it's here to tell you about it. And when we come back, we'll unleash again all that has made Killswitch the best E-Zine you have come to expect from deities of electronic publishing. See you soon. --The Editors. |